(05-07-2022, 12:36 AM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]I looked up uncensored pics of the bed turd and I gotta say...
If that was Amber's, she definitely needs to start getting more fiber in her diet.
If I was gonna shit the bed as an act of disrespect, I'd plan it out.
I'd have like 2 bananas, a dinner of rice and beans with a salad on top, and a couple more bananas.
I mean it would be a massive shit.
It wouldn't be some scrawny, greasy, sad looking turd.
That shit looked more like it came from a dog with ailing health.
(05-07-2022, 08:58 AM)Atma Wrote: [ -> ]
This is kind of interesting. Seems like nobody believes Amber, but in particular the professional who studies body language for a living, and trains FBI and CIA agents to do the same.
But I'm posting this for another reason. Toward the end of the video, 6:10, one of the show's hostesses says "no matter what happens, if only ONE juror believes (Amber) was abused just ONCE, even if it was in quote-unquote self defense, then she will win this case". There are 12 jurors. The hostess was quoting someone named Dan Abrams. If that's true, it seems almost impossible that Johnny would win, especially after seeing your reading. I mean, ALL 12 jurors thinking Johnny never ONCE abused her? I need to figure out if this is correct. Who is this Dan Abrams douche?
I love the body language analysts. I never really watch them but I've seen bits of their videos now and then. I consider that we have a kinship because I'm totes a body language expert too.
But for real...
I wouldn't be surprised if all 12 jurors DON'T believe her.
I think she grates on the nerves of every single person in the courtroom including her own team.
Ugh. The judge is on an extended break for something she scheduled before taking on the case, which means court won't be back in session until Monday the 16th.
TOO LONG.
Way too long, nobody's gonna care anymore. Shit I'll probably be on my 156th persona and have a new life's mission by then.
TBH, if you're gonna be with somebody like Johnny Depp and not expect things to be a little weird, it's like ordering anchovies and then getting pissed when your food tastes like anchovies.
Let me ask you this question...
Have you ever heard anyone who talks like Johnny Depp?
His accent?
No you haven't.
Nobody does.
If anybody thinks there aren't DEEP psychological layers to that...
I've got a timeshare on Titan for ya.
I'm not saying he's a bad guy or something, I'm saying he's not like anybody else.
Therefore, when some basic psycho bitch like Amber Heard gets involved with him...
WHEN ANYONE gets involved with him...
It's hard to take them seriously if they bitch and moan about it.
I mean look at the guy.
Listen to the guy.
If you want "normal", you better look somewhere else FARRR away.
(05-09-2022, 01:52 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]I mean look at the guy.
Listen to the guy.
If you want "normal", you better look somewhere else FARRR away.
Statistically there is no such thing as normal, only usual.
(05-09-2022, 01:50 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]If anybody thinks there aren't DEEP psychological layers to that...
I've got a timeshare on Titan for ya.
Ooh, baby I love you, oh! oh oh oh oh ooohhh
(05-09-2022, 07:32 PM)THE FUNG Wrote: [ -> ]Statistically there is no such thing as normal, only usual.
Statistically there's no such thing as no such thing as.
BUT I THINK YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.
Romance rumors are swirling about Johnny and his female attorney Camille Vasquez, the foxy brunette I've mentioned a few times...
https://i.imgur.com/UsC3MXG.jpg
Apparently she might even cross examine Amber at some point, which should drive her to the edge of absolute insanity...
Get your popcorn ready for that.
I absolutely ship Johnny and Camille after the trial is over...
She's still young enough to have a couple of his babies, they'd make some great looking progeny.
Pretty sure there was something in Johnny's astrology chart about finding his true love later in life.
I think it essentially said something about him going through some tumultuous romantic involvements before he found the right one.
On a personal fate/destiny level, it'd be pretty cool if he had to go through all of this BS and get rewarded with an actual good quality woman as payment for all his troubles.
I mean she's cute but she's not anywhere near hot enough for him.
Oh man I disagree...
I think she's just what he needs.
I mean, she IS a lawyer and that's inherently dog dirty...
BUT.
I guarantee she's a fucking saint compared to Heard.
I'm shippin' them and I GET WHAT I WANT!!!
(05-11-2022, 03:17 AM)Chatwoman Wrote: [ -> ]I'm shippin' them and I GET WHAT I WANT!!!
He could certainly do worse.