I literally want to vomit that this video is an hour long and I should be watching
Gunsmoke right now, but I'm watching this instead. Where is Amber's fantasy version of Johnny Depp when a girl needs a good smackdown to get her priorities straight?! OooOoo, daddy!!!
I digress. I'll try to analyze a little bit, but I can't fathom watching this whole fucking thing because honest to God I think every single person alive has better things to do... the jury needs to be monetarily reimbursed for the time they lost listening to this lying bitch on the stand. Anyway.
6:18 "It looked so easy for him to throw me around," she says this like it's something she watched somewhere, or that she's imagined it and recounting from her imagination of the scenario what it may have looked like.
6:20 way too many little details in all of this. Ridiculous. The hell is she gonna say next? "Twas a DAHK and STOHHHMY NIGHT. The sound of thunderous DOOM rippled though the air, carried in static shocks like tiny needles piercing my TOHMENTED AND DISH-HEVELED SANCTUM!!!!!! *lightning effects*"
6:30 "beautiful wooden floor"... literally. LITERALLY. LITTTERRRRALLLYYYYY. These are the words she's saying. THESE ARE THE WORDS SHE'S SAYING.
I'm watching this bullshit on 2x speed.
7:03 again, he takes his glasses off. He takes them off when she's saying THE MOST DAMNING SHIT (she thinks). If he was AFRAID of what she was saying because he's GUILTY, he'd LEAVE the fucking glasses ON as another line of defense. He's not doing that shit on purpose.
At least inside of himself, he has no fear over this. He's not afraid of appearing guilty, or being declared as the loser. And that says
a lot.
Unlike Amber, who has acted for EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SECOND of this trial, I don't think I ever felt as if Johnny was acting or being disingenuous even once. I don't remember ever feeling that way when I was watching him.
From the comments...
Quote:she NEVER explained HOW he cut his finger off. you know why? because there is audio evidence of her freaking out that she did it and the dead body guard (Jerry Judge) trying to calm her down. I would think that will come up during cross examination.
Quote: I think it's weird how she can remember going up and down stairs, turning corners, rooms, and other pointless details, yet she can't recall important things...
Damn right.
Quote:She forgot the part of the story her attorney was trying to lead her to say: Supposedly, how many pills he took verses what was still in the bag that she had just said she counted so she tried to dodge the question because she was afraid of being caught saying something that was against what was already in the record by saying "they had a conversation about how many he took" which wasn't the question but she had forgotten what she and her attorney had practiced.
That comment is referencing 10:45 in the video. 11:50 check out Johnny and his lawyer's response to each other about how hard she fucked that up.
12:10 again, Amber starts talking about his sister and look at how his eyes raise. He hates it when she talks about his sister. I wouldn't be surprised if they interrupt her while she's trying to make this point. I figure at some point in time, Amber must have been abusive to her as well. It reminds me of how Johnny cared for his mother til her dying day even though she'd hurt him so bad when he was a kid. Johnny goes above and beyond for his family.
12:27 there's the interrupt.
12:38 another mention of his sister and another eye raise from Johnny.
12:50 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT DID I SAY?!??!?!!? WHAT DID I FUCKING SAAAAAAYYYYY!?!?!?!?!!! Christi is his sister. Amber is saying here that she basically treated her like absolute dogshit too, just like I fucking suspected above.
Now listen... if *I* can see through this shit? You had better fucking believe the jury can see through it.
12:55 look at his uncomfortable body language as Amber is on the stand lying about having ever been confrontational with his sister. She's a fricken monster, God only knows what she said/did to that woman.
13:10 he looks like he's fighting off becoming physically ill remembering whatever transgressions were done against his sister.
13:17 Amber is like a 15 year old.
13:30 this is so weird... why is she concerned with WHY he was calling these people who are probably his friends at the end of the day?? She interpreted the conversation was about money and getting ripped off... she's just projecting again. To her, everything is about money (status, power, position).
19:59 damn, this may just be the only true thing she's said so far.
20:15 the jury's like "Naaah, actually, we kiiiinda agree with them."
20:33 God I bet Johnny would be so good in bed.
21:16 you can tell it's hard for him to listen to this bullshit.
22:26 it's really pissing him off. Meanwhile I find myself aroused. I kiiinda wanna fuck Johnny Depp, I'm not gonna lie. I've never been into him "like that" save for a brief time after
"Secret Window" (2004) came out and I had a bunch of sexual fantasies around him for some reason. I legit honest to God can't even remember what the eff the movie was about now. I JUST REMEMBER that he seemed like my kinda guy... *dancing banana*
22:30 he knows he's been moving around too much and he's gotta get a grip.
22:48 I can tell that sexy brunette behind him is aroused too.
23:00 WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE COLOR OF THE FLOOR HAVE TO DO WITH *ANYTHIIINNNGGGGUH*?!?!?!?!?1
23:17 I dunno, does she even realize she's GONNA be cross examined?
23:20 legitimately the worst acting I've ever seen in my entire fucking life, I shit you not.
There is NO way she got into movies WITHOUT screwing her way into them.
23:50 he looks like he's tired in the soul.
23:53 the way he reacts to it betrays his thoughts... he thinks that what he's hearing is absurd and totally unbelievable. It's like he's never heard it before, much less was it an experience that he actually had.
24:36 this is the part where she says she DOESN'T REMEMBER if she "threw anything in his direction".
25:10 check out the look on his lawyer's face, it's just total disgust.
25:38 if he's standing "off to the left" that means there's a space for her to escape through. It's very unlikely if he had actually been attacking her that he would have been standing to either direction more than the other, he would make sure he's blocking her way with his body. Doesn't make sense.
25:23 it's really insulting because at this point you can tell she's literally recounting what SHE did to HIM. And if you look at Johnny's body language during this segment, that's what he's thinking too. Not only is it traumatic to remember, but it's also fucking infuriating that she's claiming it actually happened to her.
25:50 as soon as she says that, you see his face shift like HE'S remembering it happening to HIM. And watch as his lawyer's talking to him, most likely about the fact that she's recounting what she actually did to him, and how totally fucking crazy it is. The shit is WILD.
26:25 the look on his face right now is just pure and utter feelings of betrayal and disbelief. Like he can't believe how nutso she is, he can't believe he ever loved her like he did, he's confused about how it ever seemed like SHE loved HIM, because how could she have loved him if she did those things to him?
26:45 this is sounding like a scene out of a badly written BDSM smut novel at this point. I might have to rub one off to this later!!!
27:00 you can tell he's sooo fricken disturbed right now. I don't blame him. It must all be very shocking.
27:35 so where the fuck are all the photos of the ripped gown and the bruises and even abrasions that would have been sustained if this had ACTUALLY happened? Cuz you KNOW she'd have taken pics and she would have had to seek some medical treatment if this shit had really happened. She would have been thoroughly documenting things at this point... no way she wouldn't have.
28:04 God it just seems so fake, I can't get over it.
28:15 WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS OF THE DENTS IN THE WALL!?!?!? WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS OF THE DAMAGE?!?!?
28:30 ahahaha oh man, I'm expecting an interrupt any second now because this is just getting ridiculous.
28:40 OMG, so fake. Breaking into pieces huh? Pics?
29:18 "It felt like he was on top of me and I'm looking into his eyes"... IT *FELT* LIKE HE WAS ON TOP OF YOU!!!????
29:36 I'm gonna hand it to her, THAT part sounds true. I ain't gonna BS. If I hear something that I think has legitimacy to it on any level, I'm gonna say so.
29:40 Johnny on the other hand doesn't look convinced at all, and he's not that good of an actor. For real. Like he's really not. He's more of an eccentric character, like even IRL... that's true about some of the best "actors" out there. They're just being themselves, I've said it before and I'll say it again. Half of "good acting" is directing and editing anyway.
29:50 somehow this has ended up feeling totally fake again on her part. Whatever thread of truth she was grasping onto there has been lost. Not detectable anymore. Now she's just being effing ridiculous again, and it's dragged a big smelly herring across the tracks of what she said before.
30:00 WHERE. ARE. THE. PICS. Where is the medical history that proves she sustained any injuries? Because she WOULD have. We have pics and medical evidence for Johnny's claims... where are hers??
30:25 oh my God, please. Honestly, please just stop. For real. Everyone is grimacing right now, and it's not because they believe you.
30:34 it's like that one commenter said... she's expecting them to tell her she can stop now, and at 30:36 she looks up for approval to see if anyone's gonna tell her she can stop or leave or something. Looks like nobody's going to say anything.
30:45 she's trying hard to get out of it.
Somebody needs to clip that entire segment because it really was just totally epic. Nobody's ever gonna hire her for a serious project again... stick a fork in her career, cuz that shit is donnnneeeee.
30:44 Johnny's got this vaguely sympathetic look on his face but it's overshadowed by the same thing everyone else is thinking... "K, u done tho?"
30:54 it's kind of embarrassing cuz nobody's biting... she's like, not gonna get out of it. They're all just sort of anxiously waiting for her little fit to pass so this whole thing can proceed. This was by far her worst moment, and it was supposed to be the most damning moment FOR HIM, but... instead, it's a moment of peak fatigue for every poor soul involved, lmao =\
31:00 it's almost like he's holding back a laugh. Cuz I mean, think about it. HE WAS THERE. If this isn't true... then imagine what it would be like to sit there and listen to her say it?? Shit, THIS is traumatizing. For real.
31:14 my guess is she doesn't know how it ended because she just made it up... *shrug*
31:18 I mean... dude. She's talking about something that SUPPOSEDLY happened, YEARS ago. But the way she's acting is like she's putting herself in the MOMENT, so that she CAN react "properly" while she's telling the story. It's just rank with putrid deceit on every level.
Are there any legal repercussions if she's lying?? Cuz if there are, I feel like she's in real danger of experiencing those.
31:20 people keep saying she's "crying" but there are no tears whatsoever, and I can see that's true. She's at her most worked up and her face appears to be totally dry. She's certainly no
Jimmy Swaggart.
31:58 you THOUGHT he was punching you?? PRETTY SURE YOU'D FUCKING KNOW. Why does she say shit like this??? Was she instructed to use that specific language by her team??
32:17 Johnny's facial expressions and his eyes, etc. look like he has compassion for her, but not as if HE did anything wrong... it's almost like he's listening to her recount a story of something that SOMEONE ELSE did to her. I hope that makes sense. Like he's feeling emotion over the situation in the same way you would whilst watching a movie. It's like he's reacting in an emotional way as if she's telling a story about something that SOMEONE BESIDES HIM did to her. Like he's feeling compassion/concern for her in the same way that he would if he loved her, and she was telling him about something that another ex of hers did to her. That's how it seems.
32:28 her PUBIC BONE? Wow, I wish she'd straighten up and cut out the crying and talk normally so I could fantasize about Johnny Depp taking me by force in a drunken lustful rage, but she's totally ruining the moment.
32:46 she looks like she's about to make herself hurl... somebody get her a barf bag. Was her eating disorder history anorexia or bulimia? She seems comfortable/familiar with causing herself to vomit. Sorry if that sounds harsh. I'm trying to look it up, but no sources clarify whether she was on medical record with anorexia or bulimia... I guess it was simply referred to as an "eating disorder" and that was all.
33:00 so I don't get it. Is she saying he was punching her in the dick or that he was fisting her vagene? Like what was he doing? Do I need to get the popcorn? Should I have already had the popcorn?
33:30 I am just going to reiterate... out of the HUNDREDS of stories I've heard of REAL people (i.e., not actors) in interviews recounting graphic, heinous acts of violence (much worse than what Amber's talking about) perpetrated on them, NONE of them have acted this way. If they were crying during their recollections, they weren't animated with it, they weren't hyperventilating, they weren't stressing their facial expressions.
Most people quietly, calmly recollect such events. Even people who afterward admit to having NEVER discussed it before were NOT acting the way she does... they weren't practically heaving, they weren't unable to get their words out, they weren't scanning around for approval. I'd say if anything, they were more glazed over and lacked motion/movement as they spoke about the details of their violent attacks and the acts of abuse they endured. Remembering trauma practically paralyses you.
I've seen a lot of people in the comments sections saying that they're survivors of violent attacks, domestic assault, sexual abuse, etc., and that they simply do not believe Amber's testimony.
33:50 ah okay, so she's saying that he's violating her poonany with a bottle. I get it. Well that's arguably less sexy than using his dick or his hand, but let's try to work with it.
33:56 check out how he raises his eyes/brow when she said she didn't feel pain. He had an interesting reaction to that... thoughts something along the lines of it just not being realistic, or perhaps thoughts that what she's saying very much mimics what he said on the stand about the moments after his finger was severed. It's very interesting... many have been noting that Amber seems to copy and mirror Johnny throughout the trial, even down to the outfits worn. Isn't mimicry a symptom associated with BPD?
34:20 dude, if Amber is making this shit up... like, God save her soul for real cuz she's totally gonna burn in hell. I mean, dude. DUUUUUDE. Honest to God? For the sake of her FREAKING SOUL????? I hope she IS telling the truth. Because for her to sit there and make shit up or just tell a false recount of events... she's legitimately traumatizing everyone in the courtroom. And people watching, too.
34:38 the look on Johnny's face is just like, wow... total disbelief and shock and sickness and absolutely EVERY bad emotion there is, all wrapped into one. But I have not sensed guilt (as in admission to his own self, his own memory, or otherwise) from him at any point in time whatsoever. I haven't seen him even once look as if he had anything to worry about or as if any of the things being said were actually true. And I would absolutely call it out if I had.
34:47 I told you she has experience with induced vomiting. I'd bet my favorite copper coin that her ED history is bulimia. Here's the actual document which references the "eating disorder"...
https://twitter.com/EDDILFVEDDER/status/...5907627008 That's all it says though.
36:26 so now she's just like... laughing and shit?? Okay then.
So she recounts this whole violent bottle rape incident and conveniently she goes off and takes some sleeping pills and therefore dodges her way out of having to address the point in time which she effectively severed Johnny's finger.
36:30 I imagine he's saying something along the lines of "That sucked."
36:45 now, I have a SERIOUS problem with Marilyn Manson. And I mean SERIOUS. Watch these (3) videos for the details, and it's not for the faint of heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ4LpW9Msu0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwQMzNhTZLo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q8qRNC0V8s It's harder to listen to than the shit we just heard out of Amber. The implications are horrifying. Long story short? Allegedly, and I cringe to have to use the word because I absolutely believe it... since the 90s, Manson has had filmed at least one instance where he sexually assaulted a fan, and has been playing the tape to new victims during his sexual assaults ever since.
38:30 sounds to me like she could have gotten the fuck out of there and he would have never noticed. Sooo... she wakes up after an incident like that and just goes ahead and (potentially) walks right back into the same kind of situation? Makes no sense. This is not a woman with children tying her down. This is not a woman with economic hardship. Most of the reasons that cause people to stay in abusive relationships are absent in her case.
All I know is that if I had been violently assaulted that way, the LAST fucking thing I'd do with all the inevitable adrenaline that would going through my system would be to take "a bunch" of sleeping pills and call it a night. I might get away from the situation under the guise of going to bed (which she was obviously able to, explain that one?) and I would have gone right out the door (naked or not) and ran to the nearest neighbor or any other person I could find and it would have been over right then and there.
39:40 there are A LOT of things wrong with her side of the story.
40:27 you can actually see what Johnny says right here... he goes, "Wow." Pretty telling. If things had happened the way she said, this absolutely would not have been his response.
40:50 "Even though there was lots of paint brushes around"... IT'S SHIT LIKE THIS that she says which just make absolutely nooooo fucking sense whatsoever. It's needless, bizarre detail that just makes absolutely no fucking sense. As if any part of the story was rational in ANY WAY, including her even walking back in there... NOW she's trying to inject rationality into this?? Is it a joke??
41:17 so in her little alternate universe, at what point was the rest of his finger taken for preservation until it could be reattached? Because if his finger stump is just laying on the floor somewhere rotting, I assure you that he would not be sitting there with it sewn back onto his hand right now. Her recounting of the story completely leaves out an absolutely necessary component... the reality of what ACTUALLY happened to the rest of his finger after these events took place.
It matters...
Quote:Replantation is generally not possible for fingers that have been separated from the body for more than 12 hours. In cases where the injury is farther into the hand or arm, the time to reattachment is even shorter, as surgeons must reattach muscle tissue within 6 hours from the time of injury.
https://www.verywellhealth.com/finger-am...on-2549401
If she took 2 sleeping pills, which she admitted was a lot for her, then my guess is that she must have slept for quite a long time.
42:55 which said security testified ON THE STAND that this NEVER HAPPENED. So she's calling them all liars.
43:35 sounds made up.
47:55 even the cough was super dramatized.
48:37 dude she's seriously bad at this. She gives away some of the coaching they went through right there, terrible client.
49:00 SPINACH? Oh dear God... SHE CAN'T EVEN COOK. SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT HERBS. This is the worst thing I've heard so far.
She's gonna be totally disgraced after this. Like... honestly. It's... bad.
51:30 man, AGAIN I ASK... where THE HELL are the pictures of this? If there are pictures, then why are they not presenting them? Who in their right mind wouldn't take photos of these things? I'd have photos of EVERYTHING. This wasn't the 1950s. It was the 2010s. Cameras are EVERYWHERE. She could have had somebody go out and get her a brand new phone. She could have had somebody go out and get her a camera, or go out to get it herself. SHE HAD A PHONE. What did she just go three days without her phone? Where's the damn fucking phone? Where are the PICTURES?
51:40 dude I mean, if Johnny Depp was THAT FUCKING CRAZY... there would be WITNESSES. There would be AT LEAST a handful of people from his past who would be coming forward lending some kind of credence to this. They would at least be doing it anonymously. Blind items. ANYTHING. Where are the people in his past who will attest to seeing this sort of behavior out of him before??
51:55 it's always an "ugly" color... "ugly navy blue brown color" (is that even a thing?), "ugly brown color", everything has some kind of descriptor put on it.
52:50 oh she remembers him saying stuff now, huh? She can't remember all this different crap, but now she remembers him saying something while he was bottle raping her? What the fuck man?
53:00 why the hell did she not recount this part WHILE she was telling the story? Why did her defense have to ask her this question? How could she forget to tell us that while she was recounting the event?
53:20 you can tell Johnny shifts around uncomfortably from the thought of her bleeding from the vagina after the alleged assault... it's a full body grimace that is present under the context of him having LOVED AMBER HEARD at some point and SHUDDERING at the idea that she'd be injured and bleeding from that area. Totally transparent.
53:28 alright, hold the motherfucking phone, because I have a very serious problem with her insinuating that she "wasn't thinking about it" and her FEELINGS WERE HURT, so she didn't have any pain/discomfort following BEING ASSAULTED IN THE VAGINA WITH A FUCKING BOTTLE.
Let me tell you something... you can vaginally birth 10 children, but if someone takes a bottle to your vagina, YOU'RE GONNA BE FUCKING SORE FROM THAT. FOR DAYS. And I can tell you exactly what it'd feel like too... it'd be a CONSTANT, DULL ACHE almost like menstrual cramps. So I am calling her an absolute fucking liar, right here and right now.
Anyone on the jury she looked at during this moment is calling ABSOLUTE bullshit on her claims. It's fucking unfathomable to me that someone WITH A VAGINA could sit there and assert that they didn't have any discomfort after something like that. That's BULLSHIT. She just metaphorically hung herself in the eyes of any female on that jury.
54:00 it's like right in this moment she claims there WAS discomfort, but she doesn't EXPLAIN at ALL. She COULD HAVE. VERY easily. Honestly? This part pisses me the fuck off.
54:10 whatever, that's not getting you out of the fact that you just totally fucking lost any support you MIGHT have had in one fell swoop.
54:20 now she decides to start trying to work herself up again because she can sense that her dismissal of any residual discomfort makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.
54:40 oh Jesus dude... not this shit again. Good Lord. I'm not a drinker, but I feel the need for a stout one right about now. I hope Johnny hasn't relapsed too.
55:05 are they gonna ask her what end of the bottle he was using? Is that a stupid question? It doesn't matter if you're being assaulted with small object or a large object, the discomfort would be very pronounced, FOR DAYS, and it would feel the same as I described above, only it would be EVEN WORSE if it was the small end. I am not gonna explain to the classroom exactly why, but I assure you... you don't get out of being assaulted up the vagene with a bottle and not have a very DESCRIBABLE, ongoing, pronounced level of discomfort for a considerable amount of time afterward.
55:16 k, so, PICS???
56:50 seems to me like the ONLY pictures there are were taken by Johnny's people at the time. Where are the pictures she took??
57:07 so is she trying to say she doesn't have any pictures?
57:40 if any of what she's saying was true, you'd never see Johnny crack a smile for any reason whatsoever right now.
59:30 see, she didn't take ANY pictures. There is NO FUCKING WAY that someone who's been RECORDING AUDIO up to this point would have NOT TAKEN PICTURES FOR EVIDENCE. Do people understand that?
1:00:00 so she's saying she got the BIG END of a SQUARE BOTTLE. Yet she's going to GLOSS OVER the residual pain that she would have had for DAYS afterward? And man honestly... pain at the least.
It's just straight up unbelievable.
