EPIPHANIES N SHEEEEEEIT

[Dark Dick]

"Oh no" spelled backwards is "On ho".

[Dark Dick]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/13a5b5299d69...951282.jpg

We can start calling girls in these situations "Drag Queens".

[Dark Dick]

Fannie, I had a dream that you became a pornstar named "Sarah O'Spike".

[Dark Dick]

LOL. Look at the url of this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20FLuEDuMac

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/roundedcurves2/70...rie-wilson

LOL. Look at the ballons/balls.

[Dark Dick]

I just thought of the greatest thing ever.

Hotdogs/Weiners/Franks in the shape of actual dicks.

[Dark Dick]

https://gameraboy2.tumblr.com/post/70841...gage-label

Illuminati Airlines

[Dark Dick]

"Gossip" spelled backwards is "Pissog".

[Dark Dick]

"FAD" is "Frivolous Activity Disorder".

Also, "Fruitless Activity Disorder".

[Dark Dick]

Milk chocolate is really solid chocolate milk.

> Milk Chocolate

>Chocolate Milk

What did they mean by this?

[Dark Dick]

"Tuna" spelled backwards is "A Nut".

[Chatwoman]

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[Dark Dick]

I just thought about adding chocolate covered raisins to icecream.

Vanilla icecream with chocolate covered raisins will be called "Vanilla Beans".

Chocolate icecream with chocolate covered raisins will be called "Cocoa Beans".

[Chatwoman]

That would make those chocolate covered raisins pretty much frozen though.

Seems like I have had this before.

I just remember them being very hard.

Might be a topping at a fro-yo place and that's where I remember it from.

[Chatwoman]

How many times have I been to a fro-yo place in my entire life?

Precisely like once. Lmfao.

[Devastatia]

I just thought of the greatest thing ever.

Hotdogs/Weiners/Franks in the shape of actual dicks.

If that doesn't make the kids question their orientation, I don't know what will.

[Chatwoman]

I always think about dick when I chomp on a wiener.

[Chatwoman]

It ain't gotta have balls for me to think of it as a dick.

[Chatwoman]

Women don't actually consider the balls...

We just don't care about them.

They do nothing for us, so it's all about the wiener.

100%.

[Chatwoman]

It's all about gettin' porked.