Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Devastatia]

The cop said the smell of weed coming from my car was empowering, but I'm sure he meant overpowering. Then again....

[Chatwoman]

"Well, that's a faux widow's peak but... I can respect the hustle."

[Chatwoman]

"I'm girling so hard right now."

[somethingelseishere]

"Drake's face looks like a bad Night Cafe rendering."

[Chatwoman]

Shit, after lastnight, so does mine!!!!!!1

That was one wild Friday night. And by wild I mean I put on crazy eye makeup and watched YouTube videos.

So the only thing different was that I put on makeup.

[THE FUNG]

The days of the weeks months years centuries millennia, were named by those who wanted to enslave you - THE FUNG

[Chatwoman]

Great point, Fung!

[THE FUNG]

Yeah I love living in Chicago its great groovy joovy music yo!

Proves its a bot cos this machine is using bios in Chicago time.

See the algo got me, but it knows not what I am?

Artificial intelligence? No, artificial stupidness.

[Chatwoman]

"Yeah he's hot, but like... how useful is that, really?"

[Chatwoman]

lmao.

[THE FUNG]

But that was patties day which is me birthday and I spewed Guinness :(

[Chatwoman]

"But I've got new socks on and everything!?"

[Dark Dick]

"But I've got new socks on and everything!?"

You can lend me one of your socks to keep the boys warm.

[Chatwoman]

I absofuckinglutely would.

[Dark Dick]

If we go to the mall or a pizza hut, you wear one sock and I'll wear the other.

[Chatwoman]

I find this concept very romantic and desirable.

[Chatwoman]

Somebody asks me "Where's your other sock?" and I'll just turn and stare at you silently with a mischievous expression.

[Chatwoman]

*Valley Girl voice*

"Um. I got a papercut, so I didn't feel like it."

[Dark Dick]

"Sock A Cock."

[Dark Dick]

Fannie, since you can sew, add a waist strap and a thong strap to one of your socks so it won't slip off when I put it on.