Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Chatwoman]

"Social Security. What an oxymoron!"

[Devastatia]

https://imgur.com/a/4R6yGmQ

[Dark Dick]

Somebody asks me "Where's your other sock?" and I'll just turn and stare at you silently with a mischievous expression.

You can also keep a Mars bar in your back pocket or between your cheeks for me.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41AeTKhQ8vL.jpg

[Guest]

I wonder if cats get secretly mad and hold grudges when we fart near them

[Guest]

those lesbians really got me goin today, not in a good way dude

[Chatwoman]

Those gosh darned lesbians!!!!!

*shakes fist*

[Dark Dick]

Fannie, since you can sew, add a waist strap and a thong strap to one of your socks so it won't slip off when I put it on.

I can use a cock ring to keep the sock from sliding off, so you don't have to alter it.

[Chatwoman]

[Chatwoman]

[Dark Dick]

I can slip the cock ring over the sock to keep it in place.

That way we can also swap socks whenever we go back to the car.

[Chatwoman]

Dude honest to God...

I don't even remember making that post about the sock and that's why I was sooo confused about how this whole convo even started...

[Chatwoman]

I don't remember ANY OF IT OMG.

And it was only in April.

You guys...

I might need to be carted off to the mental ward.

For serious.

[Chatwoman]

"Oh yeah. I'd suck on it."

[Devastatia]

If you have a stupid face, don’t make it worse by getting a stupid haircut.

Why was this thread on page 3? Y’all are slipping.

[Devastatia]

If you have a stupid face, don’t make it worse by getting a stupid haircut.

Why was this thread on page 3? Y’all are slipping.

If you’re a hideously ancient Boomer bitch with a bulldog face, you need to leave enough hair on your head to draw attention away from it. Them bull dyke hairdos ain’t making it.

[Chatwoman]

If you were gonna wear a look like that at an advanced age, you'd really have to be dedicated.

You'd have to go for a mohawk with a fresh and maintained temporary/semi-permanent fashion color.

[Devastatia]

The stepmother and her sister both get that short butch haircut every month. Man, they think they’re something else.

[Chatwoman]

Prison camp aesthetic... chic.

[Devastatia]

All they need is a couple of Schutzstaffel uniforms, and the look will be complete.

[Devastatia]

What if you were playing piano in the parlor and left the front door open, and a big knuckle-headed kitty wandered in and decided to stay with you? What then?