Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
Dancing Banana 
"Social Security. What an oxymoron!"
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https://imgur.com/a/4R6yGmQ
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(04-10-2022, 02:53 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: Somebody asks me "Where's your other sock?" and I'll just turn and stare at you silently with a mischievous expression.

You can also keep a Mars bar in your back pocket or between your cheeks for me.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41AeTKhQ8vL.jpg
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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I wonder if cats get secretly mad and hold grudges when we fart near them
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those lesbians really got me goin today, not in a good way dude
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Those gosh darned lesbians!!!!!

*shakes fist*
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(04-11-2022, 12:30 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: Fannie, since you can sew, add a waist strap and a thong strap to one of your socks so it won't slip off when I put it on.

I can use a cock ring to keep the sock from sliding off, so you don't have to alter it.
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Triple Facepalm
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Wait What
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I can slip the cock ring over the sock to keep it in place.

That way we can also swap socks whenever we go back to the car.
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Dude honest to God...

I don't even remember making that post about the sock and that's why I was sooo confused about how this whole convo even started...

LilDamned
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I don't remember ANY OF IT OMG.

And it was only in April.

You guys...

I might need to be carted off to the mental ward.

For serious.
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"Oh yeah. I'd suck on it."
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If you have a stupid face, don’t make it worse by getting a stupid haircut.

Why was this thread on page 3? Y’all are slipping.
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(09-18-2022, 08:26 PM)Devastatia Wrote: If you have a stupid face, don’t make it worse by getting a stupid haircut.

Why was this thread on page 3? Y’all are slipping.

If you’re a hideously ancient Boomer bitch with a bulldog face, you need to leave enough hair on your head to draw attention away from it. Them bull dyke hairdos ain’t making it.
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If you were gonna wear a look like that at an advanced age, you'd really have to be dedicated.

You'd have to go for a mohawk with a fresh and maintained temporary/semi-permanent fashion color.
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The stepmother and her sister both get that short butch haircut every month. Man, they think they’re something else.
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Prison camp aesthetic... chic.
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All they need is a couple of Schutzstaffel uniforms, and the look will be complete.
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What if you were playing piano in the parlor and left the front door open, and a big knuckle-headed kitty wandered in and decided to stay with you? What then?
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