Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
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10-10-2022, 02:20 PM
That's pretty much how I refer to everyone.
10-14-2022, 09:34 PM
"He's pretty fly for a dead guy."
"I wish shit in the mirror would quit being closer than it appears."
10-20-2022, 01:54 PM
"It has an awful lot of steel bars for not being a prison, dunnit?"
10-23-2022, 07:13 PM
"I'm like a grandma without even having kids first."
10-23-2022, 07:13 PM
(I love it.)
10-29-2022, 11:11 PM
"You be my sweet jerkmeat and I'll be your filthy fuckbait."
11-03-2022, 01:42 AM
"Just pretend like it's some kind of exotic bacon."
11-07-2022, 08:11 PM
"How smart is yer smaht fone now? Hmmm?"
11-07-2022, 11:35 PM
"This chick has more red flags than Tiananmen Square."
11-11-2022, 05:33 PM
We don’t mind that you butcher the animal and eat it , just please don’t have sex with it
01-29-2023, 04:41 PM
"I want my closet to smell like a stripper."
03-21-2023, 05:11 PM
"Fuck some pancakes."
03-24-2023, 02:52 PM
The best thing about getting my own place with just me and my cats will be...
... being surrounded by human beings again. I guess you had to be there.
03-24-2023, 03:12 PM
I get it. 100%.
03-24-2023, 03:12 PM
There's no greater judgement free, BS free zone than just chillin' alone with your cats.
03-26-2023, 11:39 PM
03-27-2023, 01:58 AM
https://twitter.com/DataChaz/status/1637711152376324096
Meh. He should've told it to do ANSI animations. |
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