Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Chatwoman]

*watching Dr. John Campbell*

"I totally wanna fuck this guy."

[Chatwoman]

That's pretty much how I refer to everyone.

[Chatwoman]

"He's pretty fly for a dead guy."

[D.nli]

"I wish shit in the mirror would quit being closer than it appears."

[Guest]

"It has an awful lot of steel bars for not being a prison, dunnit?"

[Chatwoman]

"I'm like a grandma without even having kids first."

[Chatwoman]

(I love it.)

[Chatwoman]

"You be my sweet jerkmeat and I'll be your filthy fuckbait."

[Chatwoman]

"Just pretend like it's some kind of exotic bacon."

[Guest]

"How smart is yer smaht fone now? Hmmm?"

[Guest]

"This chick has more red flags than Tiananmen Square."

[Guest]

We don’t mind that you butcher the animal and eat it , just please don’t have sex with it

[Chatwoman]

"I want my closet to smell like a stripper."

[Chatwoman]

"Fuck some pancakes."

[user328]

The best thing about getting my own place with just me and my cats will be...

... being surrounded by human beings again.

I guess you had to be there.

[Chatwoman]

I get it. 100%.

[Chatwoman]

There's no greater judgement free, BS free zone than just chillin' alone with your cats.

[user328]

I'm gonna name my kitties Bill and Alice.

https://www.askwoody.com/forums/topic/ho...hard-edge/

[user328]

https://twitter.com/DataChaz/status/1637711152376324096

Meh. He should've told it to do ANSI animations.

[Dark Dick]

He puts the "F You!" in Kung Fu.